5 Easy Steps to Rejuevenate Krista Erickson’s Career
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Now that the Krista Erickson writes off-topic questions delivered by Liberal MP to former Conservative Prime Minister situation has tapered off, we here at the wonk thought it would be of community service value to offer the fallen CBC reporter some career rejuvenating strategies.
- Political Career – Find a party friendly constituency (preferably NDP) and put forth your name as a candidate in the next federal election. Use the CBC situation as a opportunity to reflect on the status of women in the journalistic field and champion the more global women’s rights to equality to all fields of employment. Campaign yourself to a $150,000 a year job on Parliament Hill and take every opportunity to join committees that Pablo Rodriguez is also a member of, just to make him uncomfortable.
- Pundit Career - Apply to the Green party as a writer/strategist before the next election. Appear in as many photo opportunities with Elizabeth May and have as many realistic challenges put forth by the party leader (with you as the public source) as possible. Take the credit for any of the party gains (those are implied) in the next election as the brains behind the strategy and spoken words. Distill any job offers after that (stay clear of the NDP in this case), take the new job or raise, put one to two more years in and write a book on the realism of Canadian politics. Again, distill all national newspaper columnist jobs and go forth, eventually ending up on the CBC’s At Issue panel taking Chantal Hebert’s seat.
- Lobbyist Career – Take the short term knowledge you have of the players on parliament hill (while they are still in place) and solicit to any number of lobbying firms. Negotiate a $300-400K a year job, leave the public eye forever and work the shadows in the halls of the house. Note that this option can also be coupled as an after-step with options one or two.
- Internal CBC Conquerer Career – Take the transfer to Toronto as an opportunity as opposed to a punishment. Have coffee with Wendy Mensley as much as possible and ask as many questions as you can. Come up with a fringe television show idea (fitted to the CBC) and then move your allince away from Wendy towards Peter Mansbridge (if you can stomach this). Talk about the television show idea as much as possible (or until he can’t take it any longer) to him. Launch the show with a level of success not seen since Strombo boarded the ship and begin negotiations with NBC as permanent host of Deal or No Deal: Canadian Edition. Wait for the show to fail terrifically and come back to the CBC with an (increased) implied amount of due respect. Start another fringe television show and wait for the call to become the next Governor General of Canada.
- CTV Chief Middle-East Correspondent Career – Lay low for about six-months. Digest all you can about the middle east from a very high level perspective. Fly over to Dubai (make this your base for safety reasons) and begin doing hired-correspondent gigs for any network that will have you. Get yourself in the most dangerous of situations at every available chance while filing reports. Make certain that Peter MacKay’s girlfriend (at the time of this writing), Jana Juginovic (the Director of News Programming) get a copy of each report filed. Allow some time for the offer and make sure to do the emotional side of the story once in a while. We should note that this is the most risk in any of the career options we’ve outlined and that should be taken into consideration when discussion salary expectations.
In the end we know Pablo Rodriguez should confess his role in the delivery of the questions that Krista Erickson has taken the wrap for, but we aren’t holding our breath. We hope to see Krista in one of the careers mentioned above or a new selection of her own soon and off the pages of Frank even sooner.
Good luck Krista.